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The journal of Dr. Anton Reeve1

***July 21st, 2251. 8:47am***2


Deborah Harris confronted me today in the student union cafeteria. With her shrill , nasally voice she berated me with insults and accusations.

She had been turned down for the Hawking Grant. The very grant I had been awarded yesterday.

Dr. Harris is an expert in contained habitat Botany, agriculture, and low gravity cultivation. Her work was the key to the colonial ships communal farms and oxygen generation, as well as the great domed ecosystems on Mars and the Moon.

Her day however, had come and gone. Mine had now arrived. I pleaded my case to her, that obviously the Hawking Institute at Oxford had come to the same conclusion. She would not listen to me. The damnable woman began to raise her voice. She had to nerve to tell me that her work was only beginning, that it was the key to the permanent colonization of the planets and moons, that it was the key to the complete survival of the human race. A bit much. She continued to rant, how we would be nothing without food and air, and her technology and theories would free man from any threat.

I tried to explain that I appreciated that, and that I agreed, for long, interstellar multi-generational interstellar voyages, her technology, advancements, and theories were priceless. I tried to explain that with my work, those trips would not be necessary. If I could just open a gateway, a wormhole to a point in space, the ships could pop out at the other end of the galaxy instantaneously. I do not understand why she then retorted.

“You have no concept of should Anton, only can.”

I have no idea what she was so concerned about. I began to question it when she blasted me again.

“You are like a kid driving with the headlights off. Launching a rocket with no trajectory. You have no idea where you are going to open your little hole too. You risk all of us to prove your genius. No one doubts your genius Anton, but you need to plan this further.”

Well I took this personally. She told me that she was at my presentation before the alumni. That after the demonstration, when i had created a miniature wormhole from the podium on the stage connected to the balcony. I then folded a paper airplane, and tossed it into the wavering shimmer of distorted light. When it emerged from the matching distortion that hovered from above the balcony I knew my future was set.

What did it matter that I do not know the nature of what is inside the wormhole. The science tells me it is nothing, a fold in space, where two spots appear as one. I push the energy to the right level, the other side of the wormhole is farther away. She has had enough, and swears to me that she would bring this up to the trustees and the university President.

I swear, that woman will complain herself out of her richly deserved Nobel.

1Pulled from the wreckage of his MIT laboratory.
2 T-minus 62 days from activation of wormhole device.

Banana Marshmallows

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Mongo at work….

Mongolor [1:56 PM]:
Please remove me from your list, I do not care for banana marshmallows.
Mongolor [1:59 PM]:
Your incessant harping on the profound nature of the simple peanut is more then I can bear.
Mongolor [2:04 PM]:
Why do you insist on pounding on that cantelope. It will not produce the names of the enemies you seek.
Erisian [2:10 PM]:
thumb the cantalope to see if it is ripe.
thump
Mongolor [2:10 PM]:
who are you to insist upon the treatment. I will hook electrodes up to the testicles off all the men in your village until I have the answers I see.
Erisian [2:12 PM]:
what in the goddamn world are you quoting?
or is it your own brain power
Mongolor [2:13 PM]:
You wish to know the secrets, of what is buried underneath the flesh? Come now, open up a vein and let the magic out.
Erisian [2:17 PM]:
i pity the fool
Mongolor [2:28 PM]:
To the three handed people of Aboxi Prime, the sport of Ychtizi is the national passtime.
You will never live to see it.
Erisian [2:29 PM]:
fractal ping pong and pun-pun football are the same game. choose the lesser of the evils and fuck a piggy

Nothing prepared me for this.

Like the child who first touches the heated pot handle, and instantly the concept of “Hot” is literally and figuratively seared into their mind. Like watching a puppy take his first steps into freshly fallen snow. Something has changed forever, and nothing is quite the same.

I have found the largest M & M® in the history of candy.

Unholy Candy

Nothing could prepare me for this.

This unholy abomination is an Almond M & M, only I think the great candy makers may have caught two Almonds trying to make a mini almond.

I steeled myself for what I feared may have been my greatest battle, man versus monster M&M, and yet, I survived.

And it was tasty.

Galaxy of Heroes

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Galaxy of Heroes Galaxy of Heroes by Gus Flory


My rating: 1 of 5 stars
I won this book from a Goodreads giveaway I entered.

Galaxy of Heroes is a great example of ample imagination, with a difficult follow through. It felt as if the author struggled to piece together a solid plot, instead I inferred an attempt at a character piece. However, the characters really did not have the depth to handle the load.

I did enjoy the world created by the authors imagination, and I feel that with a rewrite and some outside editing there is promise there. Perhaps, with the current ending, the beginnings of a series.

Best described, I would consider this book to be comparable to a Saturday feature on the SyFy channel.

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Saxamaphone

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I got a new Saxophone, beware neighbors.

Properly Shpongled.

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In the middle of May, MommaBear and I gathered ourselves and a few others to take in a show at the fabled Crystal Ballroom, here in Portland.  I love seeing shows at the Crystal, it is such an amazing building.  The dance floor is on springs, the massive vaulted ceilings with two of the largest chandeliers I have ever seen dangling above.  Huge windows looking out on the main vein of Metro Portland, W.Burnside, and of course, the history of music.  Stepping into the Crystal Ballroom you can feel the years of amazing music that has soaked into the old wood beams.  Try hard enough and you can almost hear the classic shows of yesteryear emanating back through history.

But now back to the present.  I wanted to go see Shpongle with MommaBear, who may or may not be referred to as Tupelo from here on out.  It’s her type of scene, and I like to experience things she enjoys with her.  Even if I am not such a big fan myself.  My expectations were kept fairly low, with the hope that they would be dis-proven.

The show was opened by part of the horn section of the March 4th Marching Band, and we walked into the Ballroom to the sounds of three saxophones, alto, tenor, and baritone.  There was also a mixer / synth that was looping beats and a DJ spinning.  As one of the horn players grabbed a guitar, the sound became a little more rock, I smiled and really thought I was going to enjoy this night.

As I have had this post in draft form, and I have three others in draft form I am going to try to wrap it up.

Mongo does not care much for DJ music.  Please learn to play an instrument, in front of people.  Preferably with other people who also can play an instrument.

Oh, but these were awesome.

Divine Moments of Truth by Shpongle live in Portland, Oregon

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I suggest you have a peak.

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